Grumpy Old Women Live

By JENNY ECLAIR and JUDITH HOLDER

All the way from miserable old England, where it’s practically a birthright to be grumpy we bring you an orgy of middle aged mayhem.

Are you a little bit hot, a little bit hairy, are you more likely to be shaking your rolling pin than your booty? Then join us for a live grump fest, 90 minutes of theatrical HRT.

Following the knock ‘em dead sell out national UK tours of 2006, including a run in London’s West End three of the stars of ABC’s ‘Grumpy Old Women’ TV series have hauled their knackered old butts all the way from the UK over to Australia, the least you can do is buy a ticket.

No heckling but tutting welcome.

“A slickly scripted evening of comedy” ****
Dominic Maxwell, The Times

“The perfect ticket … more uplifting than a reinforced Wonderbra.” ****
Bruce Dessau, Evening Standard

“This rampaging, rumbustious show is tailor-made for women.” ****
Robert Gore-Langton, Daily Mail

STARRING

JENNY ECLAIR, DILLIE KEANE AND LINDA ROBSON

Beating off the competition with sticks to bag a place on this Oz tour are: Jenny ‘I haven’t got a pension’ Eclair, warning don’t sit too close, she dribbles. Dillie ‘posh grump’ Keene, magnificent of bosom, queen of the withering put down, can pickle an onion just by looking at it; and Linda’ don’t mess with me’ Robson, demon chin plucker, the cockney voice of reason, might just slap the backs of your legs.

Come on Australia, phone your friends (even the ones who are getting on your nerves) make a night of it, treat yourselves, after all, you know what they say, if you can't beat them, you might as well join them. Don't forget your bifocals.

Warning ‘Tena Ladies’ recommended.